Eat your heart out, John Bartlett! In our latest contest, we assembled a great list of familiar quotations. You see, we asked our fans to modify a famous quote to make it about The Fresh Diet. And, the results were incredibly funny! (One Facebook fan named Johnna even had a little fun with a famous scene from Animal House. Be sure to watch the video!)
Below are some of the other quotes we received in our latest contest. If you haven’t been following The Fresh Diet on Facebook, you can see all of the delightful tomfoolery that you have been missing out on. Click here and become a fan of The Fresh Diet’s Facebook page, so you don’t miss out on any more great contests.
Cara San Miguel ”Mama always said, life was like a Fesh Diet Cooler Bag, you never know what you’re gonna get”
Sara Gardner ”Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the
hot tub together after winter formal? Well the Fresh Diet is SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT!”
Jb Portillo Ya wanna piece of me?…….Yeah I thought so!
Angie Culp The Fresh Diet. So easy a caveman could do it.
Heather Packard Forgot Zip Code. ‘You Can’t Handle The {Fresh} Truth’.
Marilee Brown Powers TFD…Go ahead, make my day!
Kim Koza Collins The Fresh Diet……go ahead make my day!
Emmy Kroger ”Fresh Diet, Just Do It.”
Joshua Streeter ”Too much or too little gymnastic exercise is fatal to strength.
Similarly, too much or too little cheesecake and drink is fatal to health,
whereas a suitable amount produces, increases, and sustains it.” ~Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics, Book II
Allison Fyfe-Rubin ”And so my fellow The Fresh Diet fans: ask not if you should try TFD – ask how soon you can get started”
Donna Malley-Burke Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of TFD CHEESECAKE. ~Author Unknown
Dawn Mc Laughlin ”Fresh Diet Is As Fresh Diet Does!” now that’s a slogan for wellness!
Missie Morris All this and cheesecake too…HEAVEN.
John Zammit: What do I say when I see the Fresh Diet delivery bag?
“EEEEE-Yabba Dabba Foooooood!!!”
Isaac Schinazi ”All I have in this world is my word and my Fresh Diet regimen. And I don’t break’em for nobody.”
Linda Eaves The Fresh Diet is like great sex. The more you have – the more
you want. – Original Quote by Gael Greene
Kelli Roy Hale Life is the flower for which fresh diet is the honey. -Victor Hugo
Amanda Gates The Fresh Diet does a body good!
Ashley Ryan ”Nobody puts cheesecake in the corner!” – Patrick Swayze
Melinda Andrews The Fresh Diet is the best provision for the journey to old age.
~Aristotle
Michael Holmes We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of a free week of The Fresh Diet.
Ellie Maybe ”Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the freshest one of all?”
Brianne D. How sweet it is to have The Fresh Diet delivered to you!
Catherine Byrd Miller The Fresh Diet: “You are what you eat” and personally I don’t want to be frozen or old!
Brenda Ziegler Costner Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little Fresh Diet. ~paraphrased from Hans Christian Anderson
Jennifer Withall Vince Lombardi said:
It is time for us to stand and cheer for the doer, the achiever, the
one who recognizes the challenge and does something about it….like signing up and joining The Fresh Diet.
Ada Vowell ”They made me a cheesecake I couldn’t refuse.”
Sarah Lorincz Rhymestine Get busy livin’ or get busy fresh dieting(shawshank redemption)
Signing up to be a Fresh Diet customer will be one of the smartest decisions you’ve ever made. And, yes, you can quote me on that. Click here to have our fresh, gourmet meals delivered right to your door.
